FAQ

Are the Products Made in Canada?
You bet your toque they are—at least as much as we can make them. Every design is 100% Canadian-designed, printed in Canada, and whenever possible, on Canadian materials. That said, the reality is that some things just aren’t produced in the Great White North anymore... but we don't mind giving our money to our hardworking pals in Ecuador; sure beats flying our loonies south of the border.

 

Are You Really Canadian?
Oui, Oui! Proud Canadians who are tired of being shat on by that giant southern butthole. We’ve spent years staring at "Fuck Trudeau" flags, and now it’s time to turn the spotlight on the real enemy of Canada—and Mexico, and Greenland, and Panama, and Ukraine, and Denmark, and... The whole free world really.

 

Pricing: The Struggle is Real
We’ve done our best to keep prices reasonable—though honestly, what even is reasonable these days? Unfortunately, we’re stuck using Shopify, a "proudly" Canadian company that inexplicably insists on doing all their business in USD and kissing the Donald's ass at every turn. How patriotic!

Shipping? Yeah, it’s a pain in the ass. But here’s the deal: if you bulk up your order (maybe convince a few friends to join the cause), you can cut that cost down a bit. Every little bit helps, right?

And before you ask—no, we’re not getting rich off this. Once Shopify, shipping fees, and the Canadian government take their slice, there’s not much pumpkin pie left. We’re doing this because the message matters.

By the way, if you’re a local printer who can beat our current costs, hit us up. We’d love to support local business and cut out the nonsense.

 

Why Should I Buy This?
Because being angry is more fun when you have passive-aggressive merch to back it up. Plus, every purchase sends a message: we’re done being polite to bullies, even if we’re still polite about it (sort of).

 

Do You Ship Across Canada?
Of course, from sea to shining sea. Whether you’re in Moose Jaw, Halifax, or somewhere lost in the Rockies, we’ve got you covered. Shipping costs may vary, but our disdain for Trump? Consistent nationwide.

 

How Long Does Shipping Take?
Depends on where you are. It’s Canada, so you know how it goes: if you’re in a big city, it’s quick. If you’re in the middle of nowhere (lucky you), it might take a bit longer. But don’t worry, we’ll get it there.

 

What About Local Pickup?
We’d love to, but this isn’t a Tim Hortons drive-thru. For now, we’re sticking to shipping. If that changes, we’ll let you know.

 

Is This Just About Trump?
Yes and no. It’s about standing up for Canada when someone steps on our toes. Trump’s attacks on our country earned him this spotlight, but really, it’s about sending a message: don’t mess with Canada. Oh, and fuck Kevin O'Leary too.

 

My Clothes Don’t Fit!
Too much turkey, eh? Happens to the best of us. We provided detailed sizing charts at checkout, but if something’s way off, send us a note. We’ll do our best to fix it—just lay off the gravy next time, bud.

 

My Order Arrived Broken!
Why’d you break it, ya hooligan? Fine, send us a photo, and we’ll do what we can to replace it ASAP. Just don’t go breaking the new one, okay? Sheesh.

 

Can I Return My Order if I Don’t Like It?
If it’s defective or not what you ordered, we’ll fix it up. But if a certain Orange someone slipped you a bribe to change your political stance, that’s on you, bud. Our gear is unapologetic—just like our message. No second-guessing allowed.

 

I Have an Idea, Can I Send It to You?
Absolutely! If it doesn’t suck, we’d love to see it. If your idea fits the theme and doesn’t make us cringe, we’re open to collaboration. If we love it enough to put it up on the site, we’ll compensate you for your effort. But here’s the thing to remember: please don’t suck.

 

I’m American and I Want In!
Hell yeah, bud! Welcome to the club. We ship to the USA (Canada’s 11th province), and we’d love to see you spreading the message down south. Consider this your honorary citizenship. Just a heads-up—there is a 25% Tsar Trump Tariff on all sales to the land of freedom. But hey, lucky for you, you tanked the Canadian dollar so hard it probably won’t hurt too much!

 

Will You Make Anti-Biden, Anti-Trudeau, or Pro-MAGA Gear?
What in the fucking-fuck do you think? We’re not Republicans—we don’t sell our souls for a shiny penny. Trump’s attack on Canada and the world earned him this special honour, and we’re sticking to our guns.

 

I’m from the Press, Can We Ask You Some Questions?
Sure… but really, is Fuck Trump merch newsworthy? It is? Fantastic! We’re all ears. Just know we might not provide the thought-provoking content you’re hoping for—we’re here for the laughs and the message, not a Pulitzer.

 

You Guys Fucking Suck. MAGA Rules!!
Fair enough. But lucky for you, there are plenty of shady Chinese suppliers peddling shitty MAGA merch on behalf of the CCP—feel free to shop there. Oh, and fuck you too.